I PICKED IT UP THERE

Okay this is what i do.Get people airboned and SAFELY hit the touchdown zone.Its either a gentle impact or greasel it down.Do it almost every week,and get paid for it.Besides given a chance to have and intimate relationship with these highly sophisticated machines (unlike women,i treat it professionally), i discovered myriads of practical solutions to our daily life's woes right there in the cockpit.Allow me.........

• People notice you.One way or the other,people notice the way you carry yourselve.And this has direct implications on how things can easily be done when others see the confidence in you.They are more unlikely to hit on you when they see the confidence oozing from you and therefore, you can carry your duty with minimal distractions.When you are shaken, people notice.And bad news-they tend to add to your pressure by scrutinizing into the very detail of your actions. End result-errors AMPILIFIED.And confidence-DOWNHILL.

SOLUTION

• -when facing difficulties,deep breath please.Keeping cool will keep external pressures away. When you start fumbling thats when people tend to have a share in your problem.Either you know your stuffs or you don't-its secondary.Or in other words, act cool.Of course they're times when you just need to humble yourself and start looking for help.But they're also times when you need to sort things out on your own and the last thing you need is someone poking on you.Thats when keeping cool is of prime importance. Body actions would probably be the most important area to pay attention to.Afterall,people don't read mind.They judge you by your gestures and actions.Keep unneccesary motions like scratching head,unfocus vision,uncontrolled parameters check (like when you keep looking around to check anyone noticed you've just farted) away.Cause these body language attracts attentions when you least need em. So when in trouble,sit back,have a blank look as though you are wearing an Afghan veil and start thinking.People can hardly notice you're in trouble and hence, your boss or superior don't start coming and screwing your a@@hole and give you grieve.
  

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